Today my travel companion and I attended the KSU v. KU basketball game at Lawrence. Three very interesting men sat behind us, it seemed like they had not been out in civilization for quite a long time. Here is some of what I endured, and I really thought is was super annoying, but at the same time, hilarious.
At half time a woman was in a contest and she was trying to shoot a half court shot. She had two or three chances.
PERSON BEHIND US: She isn't going to make this. (She misses, it is a really short shot.) He then yells, Lady, you have to throw it really hard!
KU is down a majority of the second half. At each timeout he came up with something new: We are losing because we are getting out coached. We won't win because we can't shoot. These refs are KSU refs (guess he has never heard of home court advantage).
Shot clock malfunctions and it led to a 6 minute or so delay while they got it figured out. Person behind us kept repeating: Shot clock malfunction. It was a shot clock malfunction.
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