Wrong Way, Idiot

So I went to see the play Chicago, with my friend K this weekend. We have sort of cheap seats, so you need binoculars to see the actors bodies (yes, we wanted to check out the hot guys). This was the first time for us to actually remember the binoculars out of about 10 plays, as it was the first time there were scantily clad men! Anyway, we get in our seats, all ready to test out the binocs, I put them up to my face and I am pissed. I am looking through them and I can't see anything better, it looks farther away, like a tunnel. I am still holding them up to my face and I tell K, "These binocs are a piece of shit". K says "Oh darn". I then set the binocs in my lap and sulk for about 30 seconds, then I put them back up to my face and realize, I was looking through them backwards!! I could see much better when I was using them properly!! OOPS. For the record, they worked pretty good except you couldn't really see the actor's faces, but I think that was probably for the better, their abs were really all we needed to see!