You Snooze, I Abuse

....your property!! Only after a night of drinking did this sound like a good idea to do this to my neighbors car.



Oh no, I didn't feel like a royal ass when my neighbor tells me that as the family was walking out to the car to go to church the next morning his six year old said, "Dad, there are cans on the back of our car!" Good thing he can't read to know they were empty Miller Lights!