Confirmation, Sort of

My roommate is NOT gay. I don't think I would have married him if I thought he was, but we do argue over who is the better organizer, gift wrapper, cleaner, decorator, etc., so sometimes I wondered if he was too in touch with his feminine side. Well, my questions have been answered! He definitely prefers women.

What the hell am I talking about??

Well, we went to a watch party to watch KSU beat the Baylor Bears. It was a close game, and after the game, my roommate went to high five this other guy, but instead, the guy gave my roommate a very awkward hug. Not the manly football hug, it was the I want to hold you type hug. My roommate was flabbergasted and did not hug back, he merely patted the guy on the side of the arm.

OMG.....a huge revelation just appeared! The first time I said the three special words (I love you) to my roommate, he did not repeat them back, nor did he hug or kiss me, he just patted me on the shoulder. It was awful. Can't believe I stuck around after that humiliation.

Anyway.....so I guess I may not have confirmation after all......

Cougar???

A retard saw my sweater today and told me I looked cute in my Cougar sweater.




HMM...you mean Wildcat?!!?? The person tried to schmooze me/cover up their idiotness by saying that I look good in purple. Tell me something I don't already know.

Fishing

Jordy learned how to fish....





Pray for us that our baby doesn't murder our fish. I really don't want to have to flush Quattro and get a Cinco. However, to be fair, Willie unintentionally murdered one of our first fishies. How do I know it was unintentional? Because he didn't eat the fish, he just accidentally knocked the bowl off of the counter.

Just call me Dixie!

This is a Facebook application grading my parents on naming me -

Shea's parents get an A- for originality.
Ranking:
'Shea' was the 964th most popular girl's name in her birth year.
Rarity:
20% of girls had rarer names that year. (Grade: A-)
Peak year:
'Shea' peaked in popularity in 2005.
Current rank:
'Shea' is currently the 962nd most popular girl's name.
Current name:
Shea's parents might name her 'Dixie' today (current #964). HA! HA!!


I can't imagine naming anything other than an animal Dixie. By the way, feel free to use my ever original name. I have just been dying for someone to use it. Almost any name I pretend to name my unmade, unborn child, I make sure it goes with Shea just in case I have to snatch it up......

Rock Out

My friend, K, had a b-day party last weekend for herself (love it when people do that, throw your OWN party if you want one!!) and it was a Wii party. I have never played a Wii but have been interested in trying one out. So we played Rock Band.

Game 1 - Me on drums. Not even one drink in me yet and I really stink at the drums. After the game I say to myself that this is not near as much fun as I thought it would be.

Game 2 - Me on Guitar. One drink down. Shit. I suck at this too. Guess I am not meant to play guitar either.

Drinking break.

Game 3 - Not counting drinks anymore......I am singing, I am Taylor Swift, it is magical and fun!!! P.S. I think I am really good at this point...scary!


Game 4 - Me on Bass again. I learn there is an EASY mode. You just hold down one button and strum on the beat. I AM HOOKED. THIS IS CAKE!!



Game 21, 25, 28+++++, I feel I am in true Rock Band mode, jam session until 4 a.m.!

I was wondering, does Rock Band come with a warning label that this game may cause severe overindulging of adult beverages????



P.S. If you are wondering why I had to stand on the couch it was because I would be attacked by the sharks if I got on the carpet (you've played that game, right? Maybe when you were 3 or 4....)

Twinkies with many rolls!

My absolute favorite pic of the Twinkies!! I babysat them a few weekends when they were babies. I would stroll them around my house in this double stroller and put them to sleep. So precious!!



P.S. If you are wondering, the blue thing is a towel I had to put behind princess b/c she didn't like the fabric of the stroller on her head. Or at least that is what I told myself b/c she was happy with the towel there and mad when it wasn't!! I wasn't picking favorites, the other Twinkie was not so much of a princess.....

Blast from the Past

I didn't really have much entertaining news to report, so I thought I would share a funny/cute/proof I needed braces/hello kitty/wild hair little girl photo with you. I really love this picture because I look happy.



Oh, and yes, I did grow up in a farming community but I believe this was the only time I was next to a combine in all of my years in P-town.